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Check the soles of your shoes. If they’re clean, stay home. If they’re muddy, we’ll see you at dawn.

Our "mission"? To prove that the best conversations happen when you are physically exhausted, covered in sap, and standing at the edge of a cliff. When we started this rag-tag group at WWW.MissionBoys.com , we realized every organization falls apart without rules. But we hate paperwork. So we only have three:

Dave works in IT. He hasn't seen direct sunlight in three years. He joined us because his doctor said his "resting heart rate was approaching that of a hummingbird on cocaine." WWW.MissionBoys.com

We are a loose collective of former Eagle Scouts, disillusioned cubicle dwellers, burned-out youth pastors, and one retired smokejumper named "Grunt" who only communicates in grunts and the occasional nod.

We are . And no, we aren't superheroes. We aren't special forces. We aren't even particularly good at tying fishing knots. Check the soles of your shoes

You don't get to share your feelings until you can start a fire with one match in a drizzle. There is something about watching a spark catch that unlocks the male brain. Once the coffee is boiling, the lies turn into truths, and the truths turn into solutions.

www.MissionBoys.com Post Title: The Mud on Our Boots: Why "The Mission" Isn't Just a Destination Our "mission"

Leave the chest-pounding for the gym. If you show up to a trailhead trying to "dominate" the hike, Grunt will make you carry the cast-iron skillet for 12 miles. We don't lead by barking; we lead by pointing at the horizon and saying, "Bet you can't make it to that tree."