“Live Lock Screen Mirror – Shows your reflection, but two seconds in the future. Useful for avoiding regret. Hazard: occasional paradox stutter.”
Then he reached : “The Windows Store Key – A physical brass key. Insert into any USB port. Unlocks the ‘hidden third column’ in every Start Screen ever made.” Windows 8 transformation pack 3.0 unique product list
“Charms Bar Refrigerator – Swipe from right to open jelly, cheese, and weather charms. Side note: weather charm sometimes summons actual rain.” “Live Lock Screen Mirror – Shows your reflection,
Below it, a handwritten note (not part of the original file): “Try me. – Signed, A. Beta Tester, 2013.” A. Beta Tester
“Ribbon UI Drill – Converts any surface into a context-sensitive toolbar. Drill a hole in wood? Suddenly, ‘Format’ and ‘Page Layout’ tabs appear on the wall.”