The Wii remote buzzed. The screen flickered white, then resolved not into the usual plaza with the pink-haired instructor, but into a dim, empty dojo. Wooden floors stretched into fog. No music. No Mii characters.
The trainer finally appeared — but her eyes were hollow. Her mouth moved silently. Then text replaced her voice: wii fit plus wbfs
Curiosity bit him. He dug out the Wii, loaded the Homebrew Channel, and launched USB Loader GX. The hard drive spun to life. The cover art appeared: the familiar blue box, the Balance Board silhouette, the cheerful trainer. The Wii remote buzzed