Uncle Grandpa lands in a kiddie pool. A sad little girl named MADDIE (8, pigtails, permanent frown) is sitting on her porch steps.
Uncle Grandpa deflates like a sad balloon. His belly hole whistles sadly. Uncle Grandpa Series
(chewing) "Yeah, you're like a fan. Nice to have on, but nobody watches the fan." Uncle Grandpa lands in a kiddie pool
(sprinkler water shooting out his ears) "I've been ignored , kid! My own family treated me like a houseplant!" Uncle Grandpa Series
She takes a giant, triumphant lick.
Fade to black. End credits play over the sound of comfortable silence and one happy, ignored uncle.