The Switch screen went black. Then, in green monospace text:
The timer hit 2:00.
The landlord was expanding the property. Tools Up- ROM NSP UPDATE DLC - Switch Game
She tried to hit the Home button. Nothing. The power button. Nothing. The only input that worked was the D-pad. Left. Right. Up. Her character mirrored her commands, stepping closer to the fourth wall. The Switch screen went black
She launched it.
She slid the microSD card into her hacked Switch. The home menu flickered. Instead of the cheerful, cartoonish icon of the construction party game Tools Up! , a new icon pulsed: a single, inverted wrench, dripping a black, oily tear. The Switch screen went black. Then