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5/5 potatoes. 🥔

Stranded on Mars after his crew leaves him for dead during a storm, Watney doesn’t wallow in despair. He MacGyvers his way through death. He grows potatoes in human waste. He burns hydrazine to make water. He drives a rover across a planet literally trying to kill him. the martian idlix

Here is why The Martian deserves your next 2 hours and 22 minutes. Let’s be clear: Mark Watney (played by a perfectly sarcastic Matt Damon) is not fighting xenomorphs or bug-eyed monsters. His enemy is much scarier: silence, potato sustainability, and the cold math of orbital mechanics. 5/5 potatoes

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