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Jason wandered for hours, avoiding shadow-creatures that moved like stop-motion puppets. He was captured by soldiers wearing monkey masks. They dragged him to a purple lake where a man in rags floated on his back, drinking from a gourd.

“You broke the fourth wall, kid,” said the man. “Call me Old Hop.”

He pointed across the lake. On a throne of broken swords sat a figure in black armor: the Warlord. Beside him stood a silent monk in white, motionless as a statue. The Forbidden Kingdom -2008- -Jackie Chan- 1080...

He turned and walked into the lake, disappearing beneath the violet water.

Then the air in his apartment twisted.

“Play it,” the old man whispered. “But be warned: some kingdoms are forbidden because they are real.”

“You’re… Jackie Chan?” Jason stammered. “You broke the fourth wall, kid,” said the man

Jason smiled, loaded his old DVD of Drunken Master , and watched it in standard definition. It felt more real than ever.