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"Okay, but first, you have to recite this poem. 'The river flows, the mountain knows, my fist goes where your face goes.' "
Opening Crawl (Read by a bored voice actor named Steve): "Long ago, in China... or, a place like China... there was a sword. And a saber. If you get both, you get ultimate power. Also, there is a cult. They are evil. Do not join them." Act I: The Temple of Eternal Punching the evil cult english dub
Zhang Wuji and Princess Zhaomin walk away from the exploding cave (stock explosion footage). She looks at him.
"Victory is mine!"
"So... like... what now?"
They fight. The sound effects are stock library punches ( WHAP! THUD! SQUEAKY TOY NOISE ). The monk loses. there was a sword
"Mister Wuji. You have come to die. But first, let me explain my master plan... which I forgot. Something about... revenge? No, wait. World domination? Eh, you'll figure it out."