This , he thought, is going to be worse than the Eclipse War. “He conquered the underworld. Now he just wants a good parking spot.”
A minivan pulled up beside him. The driver, a smiling woman in yoga pants, waved.
Balthazar licked his ear.
So he relocates to the quaint, forgettable town of , where the biggest annual conflict is the Fall Harvest Pie Contest. Under the alias “Mal Ashford,” he rents a modest cottage, buys a sensible sedan (black, obviously), and attempts to live a quiet, non-evil life.
This , he thought, is going to be worse than the Eclipse War. “He conquered the underworld. Now he just wants a good parking spot.”
A minivan pulled up beside him. The driver, a smiling woman in yoga pants, waved. The Demon Lord is New in Town-...
Balthazar licked his ear.
So he relocates to the quaint, forgettable town of , where the biggest annual conflict is the Fall Harvest Pie Contest. Under the alias “Mal Ashford,” he rents a modest cottage, buys a sensible sedan (black, obviously), and attempts to live a quiet, non-evil life. This , he thought, is going to be worse than the Eclipse War
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