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At 10:00 AM, they meet at "The Nest," Margie’s garage, which has been converted into a speakeasy. The rules are strict: No talking about medical ailments before noon, and no complaining about children who don't call.

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The Sass-y Squad formed two years ago when a local developer tried to turn their community garden into a parking lot. Instead of writing letters, the women chained themselves to the backhoes wearing matching pink tracksuits. They won. They kept the garden, and they kept the tracksuits. At 10:00 AM, they meet at "The Nest,"

By noon, they are at the local bowling alley. They don’t bowl. They perform choreographed lip-sync battles to Lizzo and Queen. By 3:00 PM, they invade the local supermarket for "Wine & Wandering," where they place googly eyes on all the vegetable produce and leave anonymous love notes in the frozen food aisle. – If you listen closely on a Tuesday

"Last week, we put a glitter bomb in the mailbox of the man who complained about our bird feeder," whispers Ethel "The Eel" Vance, 84, with a mischievous glint. "The HOA president nearly fainted. We are an entertainment empire disguised as a liability."

Of course, not everyone loves the movement. The Sass-y Squad has been banned from three Denny’s locations for "excessive noisemaking" (they claim it was "joyful whooping") and are currently in a cold war with the local "Silver Serpents," a rival male motorcycle club.