"Haan! But add a 'dhishum dhishum' background score."
(annoyed) "Yeh dekho." He turns his head 360 degrees.
(still eating) "Ghost gaya? Badiya. Ab murg musallam khaayenge." Scary Movie Hindi
"Main 1600 se mar raha hoon. Tum log aate ho, selfie lete ho, popcorn khate ho. MUJHE BHOOT BANNA HAI, NOT A TOUR GUIDE."
"Mujhe koi daraata hi nahi. Sab mere se darte hain. Main akela hoon. 400 saal, kisi ne mujhe 'Hi' nahi kaha." selfie lete ho
(flashing torch) "Wind. Definitely wind."
"There's still no window."
"Sorry bhaiyya. But aapki entry lighting bahut weak hai. Koi jump scare nahi."