Sam And Cat Matthew [480p]

(sighs, closes binder) I’ll get the mop for the garbage juice.

(stomps over) Let me see the fine print. (Reads from her phone) “Tough, fry-loving bad girl and perky redhead seek third roommate. Must tolerate violence, singing, and spontaneous pillow fights.” You in? sam and cat matthew

(flips to another page) Under “odd skills” — I once ate a whole raw potato for a dare. Does that count? (sighs, closes binder) I’ll get the mop for

(opens door) Ooh! Are you the pizza guy? Because I ordered a pizza with extra smiles, and you look very happy! and you look very happy! Uh

Uh, no. I’m Matthew. I’m here about the roommate ad?