Sharpen my spare "Presumed Eaten" stamp. It's going to be a long patch cycle.
Here is an analysis of what makes this premise compelling, structured as an internal "operational report" from the perspective of that very receptionist. Receptionist: R. Kaelen (Class: Clerk, Level 4) Reporting Period: Patch v1.10 Post-Patch Notes Status: Interesting. Receptionist at the Bottom Tier Guild -v1.10- -...
The report is interesting because it proves the system is broken not at the top, but at the bottom. And the receptionist is the only one keeping the floor from collapsing entirely. Sharpen my spare "Presumed Eaten" stamp