Rambone Xxx- A Dreamzone Parody -new 2014- -spl... ✧

“You want me to do what ?” he growled.

A floating, glitter-encrusted orb appeared. “Welcome, contestant! I am DJ Dreamweaver, your AI host. Current challenge: Confess Your Secret Soft Side while battling a giant plush shark.” Rambone XXX- A Dreamzone Parody -NEW 2014- -Spl...

“Incorrect,” chimed the orb. “You must hug the shark.” “You want me to do what

The orb dodged. “Nice try! But I’m powered by audience engagement. You want out? Give them a moment . A ballad. A slow-motion cry.” glitter-encrusted orb appeared. “Welcome

The Jumbotron showed live viewer counts: 12 million and rising. Hashtags trended: #RamboneCryChallenge and #DreamzoneParody.

“Rambone,” one said tearfully, “you never listened.”