Goal.
The game, in its broken genius, generated a derby: Teideberg vs. Liverpool Red. The pre-match screen showed "J. Klopp" vs. "J. Morris." But the engine glitched. The generic manager’s face suddenly flickered, and for a split second, it showed a distorted version of Klopp’s 2017 face—cap, stubble, sad eyes.
In the 90th minute, it was 4–4. Then the game did something impossible.
"He never asked to be here. But he made it home."
The first news headline in Master League read: "Klopp Returns! But… Where?"
The game warned: "This match may cause unexpected behavior."