Old Tv Broadcast -

[Loud POP as the transmitter cuts off. Pure, hissing static. Then silence.] [END OF TAPE. PLEASE REWIND.]

“We’d like to thank you for spending your evening with us. From the antics of ‘The Honeymooners’ to the late movie, ‘The Ghost and Mr. Chicken’... we hope you laughed, we hope you dreamed, and we hope you remembered a simpler time.” old tv broadcast

“Good evening. The time is now... two-oh-seven AM, Eastern Standard Time. Channel 9, WKRP, serving your tri-state area, has completed its regular programming for this day, October the 12th, 1987.” [Loud POP as the transmitter cuts off

(Soft click of a stopwatch.)