The final test scores came back. The Unfixables scored in the 90th percentile—the highest improvement in state history.
She grabbed a dry-erase marker, wrote on the board: -Official Bad Teacher Parody - Nicole Aniston- Fix
Insulted, she doubled down. She organized a "school fundraiser" (a car wash where she wore a bikini top and collected $3,000). The principal, fed up, gave her an ultimatum: "Fix your remedial English class's test scores in one month, or you're fired. No rich husband will want a teacher with a termination on her record." The final test scores came back