Dave pulls out a laminated 70-page binder labeled “HOUSE LAWS (2025 EDITION).”
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SON Dad, they just fall in there.
DAVE (Slow, dangerous whisper) Who… turned the purple hanger toward the wall? Dave pulls out a laminated 70-page binder labeled
DAVE That was a promotion. You blew it.