Mousepound64 -

The device was first conceptualized in 2021 by an exiled industrial designer known only as "Vexel." Tired of switching between a Planck keyboard and a Logitech MX Master 3, Vexel did something unhinged: he cut a $300 keyboard in half with a bandsaw, routed out the PCB, and hot-glued the guts of a trackball into the cavity.

It is not a keyboard with a mouse attached. It is a pound —a term borrowed from animal husbandry, referring to a place where lost things are kept. The MP64 is where your cursor goes to be found again. mousepound64

Virtual Workshop, 2026

Critics call it "arthritis speedrun." Users call it "flow state." The device was first conceptualized in 2021 by

Building a Mousepound64 is not a purchase; it is a penance. You cannot buy one assembled. Vexel, now rumored to be living off-grid in the Oregon woods, only sells PCBs and acrylic cases via a Telegram group. The queue is 18 months long. The MP64 is where your cursor goes to be found again