"Some substitutes are actually trained assassins from the Board of Education. For those... there is no tip. Just pray."
Ned whispers to Moze: "Don’t argue. You can’t win. Just pull out a blank sheet of paper, write 'THE ANSWER IS RESPECT' at the top, and doodle a sword. Substitutes only check for motion, not accuracy." Manual de Supervivencia Escolar de Ned 1x8
He slides down in his seat as Mrs. Drill cracks a ruler against the desk. "Some substitutes are actually trained assassins from the
He opens his well-worn, spiral-bound notebook. Tip #47 is crossed out with “SUB” written over it. Tip #48 is smeared with what looks like ketchup. Just pray
"Ned Bigby. Open your textbook to page 42. We are doing long division. No talking. No ferrets."
raises her hand. "That’s not in the curriculum." Belvedoni: "Curriculum is a cage, young lion."