Magical Girl Luna-s Misfortunes -v1.09- By Nama... | WORKING ● |

Last version, the Dark Lord was a generic shadow wraith. Today? He’s an accountant named Keith. His attacks are: Passive-Aggressive Email , Unskippable Meeting , and You Forgot to Clock Out . I tried my “Lunar Heartbreak” beam. He deducted it from my paycheck.

My name is Luna, and I am the star of Magical Girl Luna’s Misfortunes – a game that the creator, nama, explicitly designed to humiliate me. Version 1.09 just dropped, and I felt the update shiver through my soul like a cold virus. Magical Girl Luna-s Misfortunes -v1.09- By nama...

I’m not a Magical Girl.

They said being a Magical Girl was about hope. About sparkling wands and the power of friendship. Last version, the Dark Lord was a generic shadow wraith

It’s moved. It’s now located inside a public restroom stall at the local mall. The door is stuck. Every time I respawn, I have to crawl under the gap while a random shopper asks, “Is someone in there?” I have no dialogue option except, “Just saving the world, ma’am.” My name is Luna, and I am the

They lied.