Lomp-s Court - Case 3 May 2026
"Premium silicone or not, you can't just launch circus props at people without a waiver. Did you provide a waiver?"
"It was in 4-point font, Your Honor. Behind a coffee stain." Lomp-s Court - Case 3
"Valid. Fine print that requires a magnifying glass and a priest is unenforceable." WITNESS TESTIMONY (Optional) Witness (Karen – sister): "I still flinch at balloons. And I can't look at a red nose without crying. My therapist says I have Circus-Related Stress Disorder ." "Premium silicone or not, you can't just launch