Kim Kardashian Superstar Interview ✦ Extended

[SCENE OPENS. A CHAOTIC, ALL-PINK STUDIO. CONFETTI CANNONS. DRAMATIC REALITY TV STINGS PLAYING.]

That's... actually kind of deep.

What about the viral moment where you lost your diamond earring in the ocean? kim kardashian superstar interview

She’s a mogul. A muse. A master of the selfie. For the first time ever, she sits down for the interview the world has been waiting for. Please welcome... the one and only... Kim Kardashian . [SCENE OPENS

(Adjusts hair, doesn't blink) . Of course. I’m so honored. But can we please turn down the lights? My right contour is catching a shadow. [SCENE OPENS. A CHAOTIC

(Already walking away, calling over shoulder) . I know. Text my assistant for the quote approval. Bye, beautiful people.