Here is the truth: iDrive i11 isn't a software update. It is a lifestyle diagnosis . The manual doesn't teach you how to drive the car; it teaches you how to negotiate with it. In iDrive 8, you had widgets. In iDrive 9, you had tiles. In iDrive i11, you have the Curated Chaos Matrix . The manual describes the home screen as "an intelligent, predictive canvas." What it means is: the button you need (seat heating) will swap places with the button you don’t need (rear sunshade) exactly 0.4 seconds before your finger lands.
Look up "Glovebox." It now contains the manual. And nothing else. The space where the manual goes is now occupied by a subscription activation code for the Lumbar Support Snacks Cooler . The iDrive i11 manual ends with a paradox: "The ultimate driving machine requires the ultimate surrender." idrive i11 user manual
The manual reveals that your $120,000 vehicle comes with a 90-day trial of Seat Adjustment . After the trial, the driver’s seat will only move forward and back. Reclining requires the ($15/mo). Heated steering wheels require the Winter Loyalty Pack ($7/mo, but only if you watch a 30-second ad for BMW Financial Services first). Here is the truth: iDrive i11 isn't a software update