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Rita helps Joe escape. They steal a time machine prototype (a broken-down police car) and flee into the wasteland. They find an old, abandoned farm with a functioning irrigation system. Joe rigs it to run on toilet water. Within days, the dead crops spring to life, growing enormous, healthy produce.

Camacho reinstates Joe. They broadcast Joe’s simple farming technique across the nation. Using human waste to fertilize and water crops becomes the new revolution. Joe becomes a folk hero. idiocracy full film

President Camacho is facing a massive crisis. The nation’s crops are dying, leading to a looming famine. His best scientific minds (a bunch of wrestlers and strippers) have failed. In desperation, he sees Joe’s high IQ test score (which is a three-digit number, a concept they can barely understand) and declares Joe the new "Secretary of the Interior." Rita helps Joe escape

The film opens in 2005 with U.S. Army Librarian Corporal Joe Bauers (Luke Wilson). Joe is a perfectly average, unassuming, and slightly apathetic man. He likes beer, football, and his routine. He is selected for a top-secret military "Human Hibernation Project" alongside a prostitute named Rita (Maya Rudolph), due to her similarly "average" psychological profile. Joe rigs it to run on toilet water

However, the final scene delivers the film’s darkest punchline. Back in the hibernation lab in 2005, another pod is found. It opens, revealing the man who was originally supposed to be the "most average" subject: a defense attorney named Donald. He was swapped out at the last minute by Joe because "that guy was an asshole."

The plan: freeze them for one year and see if they can be revived. But the project is abandoned when the lead officer is arrested for selling military secrets. In the ensuing chaos, the hangar housing the hibernation pods is demolished. Joe and Rita are forgotten, buried underground.

News spreads. President Camacho, who is not evil, just a product of his environment, sees the result and has a moment of clarity. He flies out to the farm, drops to one knee, and says to Joe: "Shit. I thought you was some kinda dickhead. But you ain't. You're a straight-up, badass motherfucker. Not like these other pussy-ass fucks."