Harry Potter-gen Z Version Pdf Official

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Draco: “My father will hear about this.” Harry, internally: “Okay?? And I’ll post the receipts.”

Ron Weasley – himbo king. Bad at chess? No, actually goated. Also, he’s allergic to emotional vulnerability unless it’s about his mom. Harry Potter-gen Z Version Pdf

Anyway, Harry’s living under the stairs – which, hello?? That’s a vibe but not in a slay way. More in a “my mental health is in a landfill” way.

Harry literally defeats him in book 1 by… touching his face. Bestie, that’s not a spell, that’s a ✨boundary violation✨. End of PDF

He also meets Draco Malfoy, who is the textbook definition of: “We listen and we don’t judge… unless you’re poor.”

Harry – main character syndrome (derogatory? endearing? both). He has 0 rizz with Cho Chang but could defeat Voldemort at 11. Priorities? None. No, actually goated

And Harry, literally me rn: CHAPTER 2: Diagon Alley – the ultimate aesthetic glow-up