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A buttoned-up Indian-American investment banker and his rebellious, desi -fusion musician best friend are wrongly declared terrorists after a failed attempt to smuggle a "special" chillum onto a flight. Now, they must escape the world’s most secure prison to reach Chandni Chowk before Kumar’s true love marries someone else. Act One: The "Chillum" Incident Scene 1: JFK Airport, New York
(crying): I’m going to die here. I never even asked out Vanessa from HR.
Dude, I’m a vegetarian. I literally eat paneer tikka . Does that sound like a terrorist to you?
Rohan the radiologist is saying his vows. Neha is crying into her dupatta . Suddenly, a golf cart crashes through the mandap .
"You could have just called. You didn't have to start an international incident."
We are just two guys who wanted to get high, eat some samosa , and stop a wedding.