HOLY (22) is trying to make a bacon sandwich, but she’s wearing sunglasses indoors and moving like a sloth on tranquilizers. She opens the fridge. A toy chicken falls out. She screams.
A framed photo of the lads. It has a slice of pizza crust balanced on the corner. Geordie Shore
RIGHT. WHO PUT A FIREWORK IN MY BEDROOM TOILET? HOLY (22) is trying to make a bacon
(Voice like gravel) Why does me fanny taste like last night’s tequila? And why am I wearin’ a single sock and a traffic warden’s hat? Geordie Shore