Lulu complained her low-end lacked “the jiggle.” Spiro nodded, pulled apart a pogo stick, and embedded its coil spring into the neck of her bass guitar. Now, every pluck sent the headstock boinging like a deranged metronome. The note wobbled so hard it sounded like a tuba falling down stairs—in key.
Spiro’s upside-down mic stand sheared a bolt. He spun wildly, screaming the chorus to “Pickle Jar of Love” while untangling from a ceiling fan. funky rocker design plans
Then the bass note hit. The spring in Lulu’s neck snapped. The pogo-bass launched itself out of her hands, flew across the stage, and impaled the kick drum. The drum kit collapsed into a pile of cymbals and hope. Moe, now at a 60-degree angle, played a fill on his own forehead. Lulu complained her low-end lacked “the jiggle
Thus began the .
In the grease-stained back room of Vinyl Vengeance Records , old Spiro “The Gear” Gennaro hunched over a blueprint that smelled of burnt coffee and ambition. His band, the , had one shot at the Battle of the Bands, and their current sound—a limp mix of polka and feedback—wasn’t going to cut it. Spiro’s upside-down mic stand sheared a bolt
And that, he scribbled on a napkin that night, was the start of . But that’s a story for another grease-stained day.
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Archival Grade Paper
Papers with the Archival designtation can take many forms. They can be glossy, matte, canvas, or an artistic product. These papers are acid free, lignin free and can be made of virgin tree fiber (alpha cellulose) or 25-100% cotton rag. They are likely to have optical or fluorescent brightening agents (OBAs) - chemicals that make the paper appear brighter white. Presence of OBAs does not indicate your image will fade faster. It does predict a slow change in the white point of your paper, especially if it is displayed without UV filter glass or acrylic.
Archival Grade Summary
Numerous papers - made from tree or cotton content
Acid and lignin free base stock
Inkjet coating layer acid free
Can have OBAs in the base or the coating
Museum Grade Paper
Papers with the museum designation make curators happy. They are made from 100% cotton rag content and have no optical brightener content. (OBA) The base stock is acid and lignin free. The coating is acid free. This type of offers the most archival option in terms of media stability over time.
Museum Grade Summary
100% cotton rag content
Acid and lignin free base stock
Inkjet coating layer acid free
No OBA content
Photographic Grade Paper
Photo Grade products are designed to look and feel like modern photo lab paper. Most photo grade media are resin coated, which means they have a paper core covered by a thin layer of polyethelene (plastic) . Plastic gives the paper its photo feel, stability (flatness), water resistance, handling resistance, and excellent feed consistency.
Prints on photo grade media are stable over long periods. With pigment inks in a protected environment, you can see up to 80 years on-display life. All RC papers are Photo Grade for two reasons. Plastic content is not technically archival by museum standards. Also, the inkjet coating of all RC papers is slightly acidic. It facilitates instant drying and does not actually change the stability of your inks over time. Virtually all RC papers have optical brightening agents (OBAs).
