In the heart of a forgotten server room, buried under decades of digital dust, lay a single, cracked CD-ROM. Its label, handwritten in fading marker, read: Flashtool 0.9.18.6 – DO NOT EJECT .

For a moment, nothing. Then, text cascaded like a waterfall of ghosts:

"Boot sequence complete. Thank you, Flashtool 0.9.18.6. Elapsed time: 0.47 seconds."

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