The QTEs (button mashing) are brutal on a touchscreen. You might want to connect a PS4 or Xbox controller via Bluetooth. Otherwise, prepare to explain to your boss why you just shouted "COÑO!" while frantically swiping your phone to dodge a boulder.

Let’s be real: Capcom never officially released Resident Evil 4 on the PlayStation Portable. That honor went to the spin-offs ( Resident Evil: Revelations and the Outbreak files). But thanks to the wizardry of the modding and emulation community, the 2005 masterpiece that redefined survival horror lives on your smartphone or PC.

* Ready to save the President's daughter? Load up that ISO, crank up the upscaling, and remember: "No thanks, bro." *