Manual | Detectomat 3004 User

We thank you for choosing Detectomat. Remember: the alarm is not the problem. The problem is that you finally heard it.

The Detectomat 3004 requires little maintenance. Once a month, wipe the sensor lens with a microfiber cloth. Do not use ammonia-based cleaners, as they strip the “persistent unease” coating. Detectomat 3004 User Manual

Place the Detectomat 3004 in a central location of your home—the hallway is ideal. Do not place near windows (external hope interferes with calibration) or directly above your bed (the 3:00 AM false-positive rate is not a bug, but a feature we call “Existential Clarity Mode”). We thank you for choosing Detectomat

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