Dear Cousin Bill And Ted Pjkl -

And party on, Pjkl.

I hope this letter finds you both still卓有成效 (zhúo yǒu chéng xiào — remarkably productive) and not completely lost in the space-time continuum. Dear Cousin Bill And Ted Pjkl

P.S. If you see a phone booth, don’t get any ideas. Again. And party on, Pjkl

Your loving cousin, [Your Name Here]

Cousin Pjkl (yes, I’m still not sure how to pronounce that last part — is it silent? Like a wizard’s cough?), you remain the family’s greatest mystery and most reliable source of tinfoil hat advice. And party on