Monster - Cookie

You see, yesterday, me make cookies. Chocolate chip. Me favorite kind (don't tell oatmeal raisin, but oatmeal raisin is just a cookie in disguise ). When they come out of oven? Oh boy. Warm. Gooey. Chips all melty.

Today, me want to talk about something very hard. Something that make me fur itchy and tummy rumbly. Cookie Monster

Don't eat raw dough. (Stomachache.) Don't eat cookies so hot they burn tongue. (Also ouch.) And if someone say "wait," maybe listen. Then when you finally eat? You eat like KING. You see, yesterday, me make cookies

Posted by Cookie Monster on Wednesday, 11:47 AM Cookie Monster

So me do. Me NOM. Me MUNCH. Me CRUNCH.

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