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Everyone gathered around. "A gift from the heavens!" declared the royal priest, Tuntun Mausi.

Only Bheem, Chutki (who had plugged her nose with marigold petals), and Raju (who was doing rapid handstands to keep his blood flowing) remained awake. Kalia was snoring, his face planted in a now-stone pumpkin.

"You ruined our festival!" Bheem declared, stepping forward.