On the last night, they watched the sun melt into the ocean like a scoop of orange sorbet. No phones. No maps. Just two best friends, a rubber chicken hat, and a holiday that made zero sense — and every sense.

“Absolutely,” said Anya.

By day three, they’d accidentally joined a folk dance competition, started a minor seashell currency exchange, and renamed every street in town after breakfast foods. Pancake Boulevard. Waffle Way. The Roundabout of Lost Socks.

It started with a postcard. No return address. Just three words in wobbly glitter glue: “Pack for chaos.”

So here’s to Anya. Here’s to Dasha. And here’s to the kind of crazy that remembers you how to laugh.