Alice In Wonderland An X Rated Musical Fantasy 1976 -

(smiling) Does it ever end?

THE MAD HATTER (John Holmes, billed as "Johnny Wadd"), wearing a leather top hat and a bow tie—and nothing else—lounges at the head of the table. Beside him, THE MARCH HARE (a muscular man with rabbit ears and a fluffy tail) and THE DORMOUSE (a small, eager woman dressed in a mouse-fur bikini) are already... occupied. Alice In Wonderland An X Rated Musical Fantasy 1976

Not like that, love. You have to stroke me first. (smiling) Does it ever end

She's right. We're just cardboard. Cardboard and latex and too much baby oil. billed as "Johnny Wadd")

(spreading his arms) Late! You're late for a very important date! But then again, so am I. I've been waiting for a new tea bag all afternoon.

(not looking up) Cream or sugar, Alice?